- I have been described as the only wet blanket that's fun to be around (and not by myself)

 - It has been said that the Jared you see is only the Jared that Jared wants you to see (also by someone else)

 - Or that Jared is always serious and always joking (maybe by me)

In short, I 

 - like baseball

 - like Star Wars

 - play violin and piano

 - actually I like those too

 - like computers

 - am studying accounting

 - like economics and philosophy and thinking in general

 - am technically 18 just like I was technically 14 for the first week of calculus back in tenth grade

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-- 9/24

Every couple years I view this page and cringe violently at my past self, which is hopefully a sign of growth. This time, I will leave it up, so that this page can become a chronological account of the man I used to be (who also wrote on this blog).  The above was written when I was 18, three or four years ago. I am now 22 (born in 2002). I like Star Wars much less than I used to, but Andor was very good. I have graduated with a BS in Accounting and a MA in Bible. I can play the riff from Enter Sandman on the electric guitar. 

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Also, I am married to the love of my life, Meagan <3